OT Humor - What is celibacy?

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OT Humor - What is celibacy?

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What is Celibacy?


Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold Medal - All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy. :shock:
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it just so happens that, the hero of your story and i
share a first name, and i know just how he feels. :oops:

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:lol:
Sincerely,

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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What is celibacy? Marriage
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Excuse the OT of this but, this thread reminded me of this anecdote -

One of the young priests at the seminary was given the task of reviewing old documents in the vault.
He was gone much longer than was expected so others went down to find out why.
He was found, sitting with tears streaming down his face. When asked why – he replied that the word was supposed to be “CELEBRATE”

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